Nun Vs Police

[Mr Bill]

A New Mexico State Patrolman pulled over two nuns riding a motorcycle, and said to the rider, 'Ma'am you're riding much too slowly, could you please ride faster?"

 

The nun says, 'Oh, I saw the sign with the "25" and assumed the speed limit is 25.'

 

The Patrolman explains, 'No ma'am, the speed limit is 65. The highway number is Interstate 25."

 

Then the Patrolman sees the passenger nun shaking like a leaf. "Excuse me sister, but what's wrong with your passenger?'

 

"Oh, that's probably because we just got off Highway 104."

 

[kamal]

Good one! :clapping:

There's a reason nuns travel in twos. It's so one nun can make sure the other nun don't get nun.

Al.

 

[Mr Bill]

There's a reason nuns travel in twos. It's so one nun can make sure the other nun don't get nun.

Hope there are no nuns on this forum :devil:

 

[HotRodZilla]

There's a reason nuns travel in twos. It's so one nun can make sure the other nun don't get nun.

Hope there are no nuns on this forum :devil:

No, there are nun!!

 

[airboss]

From nun jokes to nun puns.

this thread went deviate real quick.

You guys are getting better. :evilsmiley:

 

[Mr Bill]

From nun jokes to nun puns.

this thread went deviate real quick.

You guys are getting better. :evilsmiley:

This thread isn't nunny anymore.

 

[Mr Bill]

There's a reason nuns travel in twos. It's so one nun can make sure the other nun don't get nun.

Hope there are no nuns on this forum :devil:

No, there are nun!!

Mr Zilla,

 

Is that a double negative? So do you really mean?

 

Two nuns up!

 

[CAJW]

If that was Zilla that pulled them over, I'm sure he'd have written them up for exhibition of a bad habit!

 

[Mr Bill]

If that was Zilla that pulled them over, I'm sure he'd have written them up for exhibition of a bad habit!

:lol:

 

[ALDAWG]

There once were two priests, father Dick and father Ray.

One day after a very long mass, the two priests decided to hit the showers, halfway through there showers the priests realized that there was no soap.

So, father Ray says to Father dick "I have extra soap in my room, I'll go get some".

So he leaves to fetch the soap and doesn't bother to get dressed becuase who would still be in the church at such a late hour? So he comes back from his room with two bars of soap and is walking down the hall when suddenly he hears voices coming around the corner, so with his quick thinking he froze to the wall, stiff as a statue.

The voices turned out to be that of three nuns, who, when saw him standing there like a statue stopped to look at and admire him complimenting at how realistic he looks and what a nice body he has.

When suddenly one of the nuns reaches out and grabbed his penis.

Startled, he dropped a bar of soap, with this the nun said "Oh look, a soap dispencer", wanting to test the first nuns theory the second nun reaches out and also grabs his penis, again he drops a bar of soap.

With this the nun says "Yes it's true, it is a soap dispencer".

Wanting to get her share of soap and excitement too, the third nun reaches out and grabs his penis.

But nothing happended for he was all out of soap, so she goes on yanking and pulling his penis for the next few minutes until, to her delight, she squeals "Oh! Look, handcream!"

 

[Mr Bill]

There once were two priests, father Dick and

Oh great now we are all going to hell!

 

 

How do nuns turn on priests?

They dress up like alter boys.