Nurse - Are my Testicles Black

[bigjohnsd]

Don was in a Hospital bed just after shoulder surgery wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"

The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

Don pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

 

[Pterodactyl]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/oShTJ90fC34?autoplay=1&FORM=VIRE3

 

[Bugnatr]

Good one John, even Mrs. Bug liked that one!

 

[escapefjrtist]

**Chuckle** Good one John!

--G

 

[HotRodZilla]

 

[07FJRVegas]

OMG Zilla - that one sends shudders through the body of anyone who has been in hospital!

 

[HotRodZilla]

OMG Zilla - that one sends shudders through the body of anyone who has been in hospital!

HAVE you had surgery in the last 10 years? My last was 2009. Right knee ACL repair. They mark the entire leg with arrows from the foot and the hip pointing to the knee stating, "This side, right knee."
In 1992, I was working in the OR and we did a hip replacement on a lady. This was her second because her first doctor had replaced the wrong hip. Oops! I'm betting that second surgery and probably her new house were all on the doctor's insurance's dime. Holy ****!!