*NWS* Found my perfect retirement job

[mdisher]

By all means, offend me some more.

Can I pitch a ***** if I'm not offended enough yet?

+1 to both of those comments

 

[roadrash]

WOW, Time to move to the U.K.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Americans are contrary. Remember our history and how it effects us. Our culture still has the foundation of Calvinism / Puritanism.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

WOW, Time to move to the U.K.

yup

 

[Bounce]

I'd be happy to lend her my support.

 

[feejer222]

Damn, now that was a slap! :lol:
Giving feejer222 a little slack though. In the UK this is a pretty standard Page 2 shot (it is page 2 right?).

Front page on most of the cheap tabliods these days.....worse than this actually. We had a spate of unknown models caught getting out of cars with next to nothing on. There was a competition between 2 papers to see who could get closest to the bone.....so to speak.

As I added to another post (can't remember which), I have to get a 7 hour flight 2 busses and a taxi to get here and it's always wroth the journey.

 

[FJR_pig]

We had a spate of unknown models caught getting out of cars with next to nothing on. There was a competition between 2 papers to see who could get closest to the bone.....so to speak.

Well, ole Britney pulling the same stunt over here on this side of the pond a couple months back doesn't look anything like her!

 

[fjr]

For those who don't want to retire to the British Isle....

Page 3

 

[chornbe]

Someone's not doing a very good job, her right **** is lower than her left.

Yeah, I think a couple of her hairs are out of place, too. She's all messed up - I wouldn't give her the time of day...

Yeah, me neither. I'd be too busy with my nose up her... oh wait. Sorry. I was about to get vulgar

 

[kaitsdad]

For those who don't want to retire to the British Isle....Page 3

HOW IRRESPONSIBLE !!!

NONE OF THEM ARE WEARING HELMETS !!!

 

[HaulinAshe]

We humans find the asymmetrical human form the most attractive. Pair two left sides or two right sides of the same person, and in both cases you create what's considered "an ugly human". So I say "Baby, bring your ***-ymetry on!".

Personally, I would publish her on page-69 of ANY of my publications.

 

[Scab]

Hey, if my wife calls, I wasn't here.

 

[FJR_pig]

Hey, if my wife calls, I wasn't here.

I was thinking that was pretty cool for you that your wife joined us, until about now. Sorry Scab...

I wasn't here either. Not the first time or the 9th time.