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dcarver

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Over the Christmas / New Year break I rode to Tucson AZ from Creston CA to assist the recovering sister and her family, stay for 5 nights, then ride back home. By far the longest 1 way trip yet for this Candy Butt Association member (on the FJR); was curious to see how I'd hold up.

The trip didn't start out so well, and I lost lots of time fiddling with ancillary stuff that was driving me crazy. Like the ER6's only had sound coming out of the left ear bud. Stopped, wiggled the wires located above the seat, it seemed better then took off. Stopped again 12 miles later to lift the seat and wiggle the wires at the StarComm. Stopped again at 15 miles (I'm never going to get to Tucson at this rate, and finally found the problem.. a clogged 'filter' on the right ear bud. Don't need no stinkin' filters anway… After that the throttle lock needed adjusting. After that.. will you get the idea.

Then there was the issue of fuel. I planned gas stops based upon 38 mpg hiway, 32 mpg city… and promptly started getting 31 mpg hiway… so my stops were now befuddled, and I found myself looking for excuses to get more fuel (take a break). Except of course on the home leg to Tucson when I passed Phoenix 20 miles deep in the reserve tank.. and suddenly the fuel stops became scarce. ****. A Zumo 550 is in my near future as this sucked. After 2 eternites, found a small no name station, gassed up and continued.

In Tucson, the morning ritual was to stop at a local Waffle House. There I met a group of guys who meet every morning just to harass the sh#@$ out of each other. In other words, a great group. On the second day, the rains came, so when I arrived I announced that it was I who brought the Pacific Storm to Tucson. So the gaggle of 4 old guys stand and give me a standing ovation! On the last day, I told them it was the last time they could abuse me, so they better get after it.. The old guy, Harold, asks, 'where do you live?'. San Luis Obispo says I (actually Creston, but no one knows where that is). The old guy says, hey, there's a university down there.. Cal Poly.. do you know a guy named Don? Turns out the old guy is best friends of a guy who sits 2 feet away from at work, just on the other side of cubicle wall. The refrains of 'It's a Small World' start to play..

The ride home was much mo bettah. Left Tucson at 0300 CA time, and Uncle Dave (TurboDave) was right; the desert was cold. Discovery #2 – riding in 20 degree F weather for an hour is one thing; riding for 3 hours is another. My hands were very cold, to the point of being numb. Then, interesting discovery #3; I remembered I had my Hippo Hands with me! Install took all of 4 minutes and those suckers really do work although they are a bit bulky and tend to fold in on the levers at 90 plus.

Which leads to discovery #4 – the roads in Az are FAST! I found and rode with a pack of cars just north of Tucon all the way to Phoenix, at an average speed of 105. I kept thinking that someone would slow down, but no, they just kept hammering on. As the pack approached Phoenix, it slowed down to 85/90.

Discovery #5 hit me on the last leg of the trip, hiway 58 off the 5 – my butt was doing just fine! It occurred to me that all discomfort was in the left shoulder, the same one I've ruined from crashing MX bikes too many time.

Long story short, 751 miles in 11 hours 7 minutes. I felt this was a fairly good average, all things considered.

 
Me thinks the Candy Butt Association is about to get some fundage! Is this a $10 infraction or have you abused the 400 miles in one day thing before?

I guess I didn't realize I was in the same place over the holidays. It would seem Skooter and I were the only ones that didn't break the rules. We had a little less than 300 for the day, but did hit ugly rain Wednesday evening.

Be careful my friend. If you sort out the gremlins on a X-hundred mile ride....you could accidentally find yourself part of the IBA ;)

 
Aye say there DCarver, ya done good!

Sorry ya missed the Central Coast ride on the 31st, but we locals ride every (odd?) weekend and "anybody's" welcome...

Anyway, on your return from Tucson, = Bravo! :clapping:

 
Me thinks the Candy Butt Association is about to get some fundage! Is this a $10 infraction or have you abused the 400 miles in one day thing before?
I guess I didn't realize I was in the same place over the holidays. It would seem Skooter and I were the only ones that didn't break the rules. We had a little less than 300 for the day, but did hit ugly rain Wednesday evening.

Be careful my friend. If you sort out the gremlins on a X-hundred mile ride....you could accidentally find yourself part of the IBA ;)
You crack me up. For the record, yes, I DID fund the CBA kitty with not $10 but for a total now of $120 as I broke the rules both ways :yahoo: ...and have, uh, done so before on undocumented clandestine rides that only the Pentagon knows of.. ...and for some strange reason, not exactly sure why, but I found myself today just, uh, looking thank you, at the IBA rules. ****... 1500 in 36 hours? :rolleyes: . Think I'll sit down and shut up before I get committed. I know how thay SkyWay/Iggie/Skooter/****-the whole-site-is-out-to-get me is.. Freakin' old grandma's who can sit contented for hours and hours like hens on a nest. Haven't ya'll broken any serious bones to make the accomplishment more difficult?... :rolleyes:

Hey KwanaJawdge... ready to start a PennyBar Saloon trip? Different thread but expect email to your cp account... Me thinks we could show some out of towners a good ride with good food and a stop-over-night possibility too. (different thread, watch your email)...

 
Seduced?....doesn't matter....he probably cleans his scoot every time he rides it. Dang Kalifornians.

 
Seduced?....doesn't matter....he probably cleans his scoot every time he rides it. Dang Kalifornians.
Dang stereotyping Texicans. I rarely clean mine, rather be riding. I don't think I've ever cleaned it when I wasn't at work. :D
 
So you are being seduced....& going to the dark side of the force :eek: ....
I am? Why is my vison fuzzy? The world a blur? Where is ODOT's tree when I need it? I need a safe anchor to stop at.. and not keep going! It was interesting.. I found myself munching on a Subway sandwich, taking a gulp of water, an Ibuprofen when needed, and the quote from my best bud, an old truck driver, who told me before I left - "If the wheels ain't turning, you ain't making money!". BTW, I've done unoffical 1k/24hr rides before, but on much more comfortable bikes.. and I was younger too. Then again, running at 100 isn't something the 'comfortable' bikes could do. Except for the KZ1300.. The similarties between the KZ and FJR are amazing. 1979 vs 2006... but.. the KZ could pack a ton of gear in the fairing as well as the Krauser bags and top case. I wonder why the FJR couldn't be made to have a fairing that had some room for storage?
 
Let me rephrase...."dang rich Kalifornian socialists....always getting immigrants to clean their scoots after they mow thier lawns....". Check my spelling.....I'm drunk.

 
Seduced?....doesn't matter....he probably cleans his scoot every time he rides it. Dang Kalifornians.
Ah, ODOT, mi amigo... If you can ride them FAST enough, no bugs attach. Someday you'll learn the skill of bug avoidance. :rolleyes:

Let me rephrase...."dang rich Kalifornian socialists....always getting immigrants to clean their scoots after they mow thier lawns....". Check my spelling.....I'm drunk.
Si, Odot, senor, mi llamo es Donaldo. Teietzme me gutzo es svelenaldalk, un porfagalco! :rolleyes:
 
First of all, WHERE THE **** ARE THE PICTURES?!!!!!

Second of all - odot, I've seen Carver's bike. Trust me. He ain't gay - it's a friggin' poster child for the ACWA! :lol:

 
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Lassen Sie deise kleider bitte reinigen. Ich morchte ihn fur heute abend haben.

 
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Lassen Sie deise kleider bitte reinigen. Ich morchte ihn fur heute abend haben.
Odot - find your way to WFO and I'll buy you a frichen duecheen beeevreaaahge or two!
 
First of all, WHERE THE **** ARE THE PICTURES?!!!!!
Second of all - odot, I've seen Carver's bike. Trust me. He ain't gay - it's a friggin' poster child for the ACWA! :lol:
Oh ****.. the ACWA? WTFIT? About the fotos... I don't have a digital yet. Some of us are poor beaten down step children who can barely afford the fuel to keep our skooters energized.... Guess I'll have to employ you on some of these rides so I'll have fotos... :rolleyes: Speaking of which TWN, you got the camping thing all figured out? As in how do you get 120 count linen inside a TENT? :D
 
Sounds like a nice ride. Time actually always takes longer but seems shorter for a ride out and takes less time but seems longer for any ride home. Sometimes I have a love-hate relationship with desert riding.

 
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