Office Dares

[FJRottie]

ONE-POINT DARES

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]ears and grimace.

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]"[/SIZE]Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.

6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]and pretend it wasn't you.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

8. dont use any punctuation

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
THREE-POINT DARES

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]double-barreled fingers.

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]"dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.

7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle".[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]Then wink and pout.

8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]any[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]pornography web sites.
FIVE-POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]you actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]number two".

5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.

6. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

7. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

8. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

9. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit...smash[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]the biscuit with your fist.

10. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door

11. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

12. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

13. Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]call you tonight".

 

[zzzzip]

Dude must be having problems with cabin fever.

B)

 

[FJR_pig]

Oh man, I laughed my butt off at these. The timing was fitting after last night's episode of "The Office."

 

[ponyfool]

I do number 3 of the three point dares all the time! Works great.

 

[TriggerT]

I just tell everyone that if I ever come to work wearing my "US Postal Service Shooting Team" shirt, they might want to look for the nearest exit.

 

[Leartech]

I have done the random number thing as well. Also did the highlighter on the monitor trick a time or two just to irritate the crap out of somebody. My main one though, when somebody comes to me looking for information, I let them get a sentence into it, interupt them and say "Your what hurts?"........... The boss hasn't been amused yet, but maybe some day he will crack a smile..........

Funny post. I like the one about calling IT over the porn sites. Our IT department tries their best to block everything we look at sometimes.

Bryan

 

[Fencer]

I do number 3 of the three point dares all the time! Works great.

#3 Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.

 

[FJRottie]

having problems with cabin fever

Yes. But this is not my material, just sharing.

The timing was fitting after last night's episode of "The Office."

That show cracks me up. Fits my sense of humour quite well.

Also did the highlighter on the monitor trick a time or two just to irritate the crap out of somebody.

I have not done that, but if you want a good prank for the office (instead of putting clear tape on the phone mic piece etc), switch a couple letters around on someones keyboard.

 

[ponyfool]

Every so often a buddy at work will leave his city issued cell phone on his desk. I turn it on, and switch the display language to French.... good times!