Prying my eyes off his avatar, I find that wheelies/stoppies shouldn't apply to us (on FJRs anyway), so there's 10 million points I shouldn't have. Without those, I'm just over a million and a half, unless I go to the store with helmet only, no other gear (never sandals and shorts, though), then I'm up nearly to 3 million.
OTOH, there's no farkle scale on that board, and we'd need that, wouldn't we? Suggested categories, but I'll leave point values to the community:
Farkles added because everyone else has them (e.g. sliders)
Farkles added even though you don't understand them, because the board said to (e.g. PCIII)
Farkles that don't work any more but are still on the bike (in my case, gear indicator)
Homemade farkles
Absolutely perfect indespensible farkles that do exactly what they were purchased for (bluetooth headset/intercom)
Farkles somebody else installed (cruise control)