0Face
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Dear Ladies, would you consider an older, fat, pasty white guy who likes to hang out in his boxers, eat ice cream, and occasionally scratch his privates?
Oh, to be in my 20's again...
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Dear Ladies, would you consider an older, fat, pasty white guy who likes to hang out in his boxers, eat ice cream, and occasionally scratch his privates?
Don't forget the belching and farting. Those can be truly attractive.
Bustanut joker
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I dunno.. That whole 1/2 bathroom is a deal breaker for me.. 
wheatonFJR
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Looks like an innernet robbery scam. You show up...and Bruno and his buddies take you out back and dump yer body.
If it looks too good to be true....
Marty: you forgot "tick-free"...
If it looks too good to be true....
Marty: you forgot "tick-free"...
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exskibum
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Maybe so. They want a male room mate why? Thinking those girls could get laid most anytime they want without having to be stuck with him in the house. Having said that, I know of exactly that situation, platonic, having worked out in Tahoe City with 2 wimmens and a guy (friends of mine) back about 1980. Needing a 3rd to split the rent and recognizing that 3 wimmens together for the long term can get brutal, catty and contentious with 2 on 1 alliances, they opted for Y chromosomes in the third tenant spot.
The best part of that situation, if you were the guy, would be those two getting you laid when you went out together as friends. Him to roommate: "oh gawd, I'm dyin' here -- see that brunette over their with her friends? I can't stop looking at her, and I just gotta meet her, but she's surrounded by the cavalry. Any ideas or help?"
Hot female platonic friends can be the VERY best, esp at that age of regular socializing on the town. Never seen what kind of magical intro she can work for you? Mmmmmmmm! The wimmens here will tell you. :dribble:
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FJRONAMISSION
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Why a deal breaker?? you can shave your anus over the toilet insteadI dunno.. That whole 1/2 bathroom is a deal breaker for me..
of in the shower!! heck, they might help to!!!
MCML
Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Better looking roomies than I end up with.
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wfooshee
O, Woe is me!!
Well, I can't move, but they are welcome to move south! I gots 2 empty bedrooms and they can share the hall bath.
Oh, wait.... I just got out of several years of girls living in those rooms and sharing the hall bath. It's much quieter now!
Never mind!
Oh, wait.... I just got out of several years of girls living in those rooms and sharing the hall bath. It's much quieter now!
Never mind!
majicmaker
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That would be Torture but, I'm sure they'll find a few takers.
I think I will pass. It's in Lincoln Park.
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Haven't you heard...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBZnzZMUfE
You can see the full story here..
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