Ole and Sven meet a Genie in Copenhagen!

[beemerdons]

Subject: Ole and Sven

Ole and Sven were fishing in the Copenhagen Harbor in Denmark when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'

'Vell,' replied Ole, I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

'Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.

'Could I see him?'

Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... Flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

 

[madmike2]

:rofl:

Reminds me of the story about Old Michael and beemerdons fishing and Don talking about the leprechaun in his tackle box.....

 

[beemerdons]

:rofl:

Reminds me of the story about Old Michael and beemerdons fishing and Don talking about the leprechaun in his tackle box trousers.....

Fixed.

 

[madmike2]

:rofl:

Reminds me of the story about Old Michael and beemerdons fishing and Don talking about the leprechaun in his tackle box trousers.....

Fixed.

And I see you're still touched by a wee bit of the blarney..... :wacko: Or is it the fine ale you've been partaking in this afternoon? :drinks:

Whichever....your imagination is in fine form! :derisive:

 

[Surly]

Love it.

:yahoo:

h34r:

 

[Old Michael]

Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

Hell, Don, a regular-sized "Bic" would be an substantial upgrade for most Danes.

 

[Bugnatr]

Once again, Lena gets the short end of the stick.

 

[7xray]

Once again, Lena gets the short end of the stick. bic.

There, fixed it for ya.

Happy holidays, everybody.

7X

 

[wheatonFJR]

Hell, Don, a regular-sized "Bic" would be an substantial upgrade for most Danes.

Judging from the amount of comments fixating on this subject coming from some Irish on this board, my guess is that they must be over compensating for the size of their own "bic"...