One wheel bike

[uctofeej]

Is it just me or is this thing a knock-off of a South Park invention?

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See the South Park version. Copyright infringement? You decide!

 

[odot]

Minus the oral and anal plugs.....yuppers. I still want one of those, though.....

 

[wfooshee]

Ooh! That's what I want: aircooled cylinders in my chest, and carburetors in my face! Mmmmmm!

Anybody got earplugs?

Hey, wait a minute!! Ya don't need earplugs, 'cause it ain't even running! Look at his left foot holding it up in the "turn."

I got all kinds of physics problems with this, like what happens when you hit the brakes? Somersaults! You start rolling with the wheel and end up with a very out-of-balance tire! Yeow!

 

[Khunajawdge]

The guy who is demonstrating this thing's name is Kerry McKlean! He's definitely a pioneer of the one wheel! He has gerbiled (?) in the thing before while trying to get a handle on riding it. He also has created a V-8 version!

Here's what I'm going to ride in 2025; https://thecontaminated.com/embrio-one-wheeled-motorcycle/

cheers, :cowboy:

 

[odot]

Nice, but it looks like a chick bike.

 

[Honzo]

Hey! BMW should buy the rights and mass produce it. THey could call it the "cock ring".

 

[Neil San Diego]

Kewl! Replacing tires would only be half the cost!

 

[odot]

Me wonders how the center stand is goin to work.

edit:And where do you put the sliders? Let alone the gps and tire pressure indicator?

 

[uctofeej]

Me wonders how the center stand is goin to work.

I think you lean it up against a tree or a Village People

 

[odot]

You mean, a "village person", right?

 

[Bustanut joker]

Ooh! That's what I want: aircooled cylinders in my chest, and carburetors in my face! Mmmmmm!
Anybody got earplugs?

Hey, wait a minute!! Ya don't need earplugs, 'cause it ain't even running! Look at his left foot holding it up in the "turn."

Never road an old snowmobile have ya Wfoo

:jester:

 

[uctofeej]

You mean, a "village person", right?

In this case, the grammatically correct way might be "a Village People person?" Grammarians, chime in! And bring your Strunk & White for support.

 

[odot]

yer right....my bad....that dude could still be me, though.

 

[Bustanut joker]

yer right....my bad....that dude could still be me, though.

Nah! The dudes got a real mustache :****:

:jester:

 

[juniorfjr]

For me it would have to come in extra large, I'm too fat to curl up in that.

 

[Bustanut joker]

For me it would have to come in extra large, I'm too fat to curl up in that.

Awww geez! I didn't need that visual, Knee pucks on the ass cheeks!

Thanks junior

:jester:

 

[Polarize]

Here's another one wheel bike:

 

[wfooshee]

Ooh! That's what I want: aircooled cylinders in my chest, and carburetors in my face! Mmmmmm!
Anybody got earplugs?

Hey, wait a minute!! Ya don't need earplugs, 'cause it ain't even running! Look at his left foot holding it up in the "turn."

Never road an old snowmobile have ya Wfoo

:jester:

Rode one, I've never even seen one!!!! Old or new!!! But I've seen little formula racers that use snowmobile engines, drove one at an autocross. Motor was behind me, so it don't count, huh?

I did own a sled or two as a kid, in Germany and Baltimore, and could not understand why Dad wouldn't let me bring it when we moved here. But since I've seen snow actually accumulate on the ground only twice in the 40 years since then, I suppose it's just as well. (And it's NEVER lasted the day!)

 

[Scab]

You mean, a "village person", right?

In this case, the grammatically correct way might be "a Village People person?" Grammarians, chime in! And bring your Strunk & White for support.

Grammatically correct would be: "I think you lean it up against a tree or a ***."

When in doubt, use the synonym.