Only an Aussie can make you feel like a woman

[Surly]

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried.
Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke...


'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

 

[beemerdons]

Aussies and Arizonans, like twin Brothers from different Mothers! However, here in the Sonoran Desert we would have demanded a Tequila back to that Beer! JSNS!

 

[majicmaker]

And don't forget the sandwich, Surly!

 

[Tyler]

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

He died before the plane hit the ground.

 

[user 6393]

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

He died before the plane hit the ground.

and it wasn't a pretty death.....

 

[wheatonFJR]

But at least she felt like a woman first.

 

[RadioHowie]

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

He died before the plane hit the ground.

and it wasn't a pretty death.....

Why am I not in the slightest bit surprised by the authors of these two replies???

 

[Pterodactyl]

In response to the query, "Who can make me feel like a woman?" An Irshman would have stood up, unzipped his fly (assuming it was one of those rare times it was up) and said, "Brace yourself Bridget!!!"

 

[user 6393]

Bridget is a goat, correct?

 

[wheatonFJR]

Bridget is a goat, correct?

If by goat, you mean a woman.

Correct.

 

[user 6393]

Bridget is a goat, correct?

If by goat, you mean a woman.

Correct.

he said "Irishmen", so you can understand my confusion

 

[beemerdons]

Bridget is a goat, correct?

If by goat, you mean a woman.
Correct.

he said "Irishmen", so you can understand my confusion

Hey you two, leave Gregory from California and ShinyPartsUp from Oregon out of this eh! jes' sayin' and nuff said, Goats!

 

[Surly]

I have been married for 35 years, once I learnt just two simple words marriage became bliss.

"Yes dear."