Our Niehart Playing Fart Football!

[beemerdons]

Our Niehart Playing Fart Football!


 



An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when old man Niehart passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'



His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'


The old man replied, 'its fart football.'



...



A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,'Touchdown, tie score...'




After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,


'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'




Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,


'Touchdown, tie score.'




Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,


'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man




He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.


Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally ***** in the bed.




The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'



Old Man Dave Black says, 'Half time, switch sides





If you don't laugh


At this one, then you've got a terrible sense of humor !!!!!!!!

 

[CAJW]

 

[escapefjrtist]

ROFLMAO!

--G

 

[Surly]

That is one **** joke!

 

[Uncle Hud]

There's nothing like maturity.