beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Arkansas Biology Class:
Several students in a Dean Springs, AR Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was worth 70 points:
'Name seven advantages of mother's milk.'
Our rushes taking the test in the classroom wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then, he was stuck. Finally in desperation, just before the bell rang, he wrote...
7) It comes in 2 cute containers.
Our rushes got an A!
Several students in a Dean Springs, AR Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was worth 70 points:
'Name seven advantages of mother's milk.'
Our rushes taking the test in the classroom wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then, he was stuck. Finally in desperation, just before the bell rang, he wrote...
7) It comes in 2 cute containers.
Our rushes got an A!
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