Out of this world plastic surgery

[Toynut]

This very real place is performing some unbelievable custom surgery, on demand, for people who have got to have something bizarre in their makeup.

Follow the tabs for custom scalp cooling options, built in antennas, web fingers, strange sexual mods, etc.... It keeps getting weirder every day!

https://www.humanupgrades.com/

Somebody save us from ourselves, PLEASE! :cyclops:

 

[FJR1300Jeff]

This very real place is performing some unbelievable custom surgery, on demand, for people who have got to have something bizarre in their makeup.

Wow pretty cool.......I didn't realize I could get a cool scalp with metal vents....

Actually I was just thinking of having my breast done....Can't decide if I want a full C or D cup.

 

[FJR_pig]

I've contacted them about having an FJR welded to my butt cheeks. My surgery is scheduled for April...

 

[Silver Penguin]

I've contacted them about having an FJR welded to my butt cheeks. My surgery is scheduled for April...

I believe that if one rides fast enough, the butt cheeks clamp tightly enough to weld to the FJR anyway. Post ride-removal (if desired) can be a problem. Copius amounts of soap, hot water and replacement skivvies are often indicated.

Jill

 

[Toynut]

Hey Silver,

Have you ever tried to do chin ups at a playground with an FJR glued to your butt?

I think that'll probably do the trick!

:weight: :yahoo:

 

[fjrchooser]

The slide is a blast too although it does nothing for removal...

 

[Silver Penguin]

Oh the fun you could have with the playground roundabout. An extra 500lbs stuck to your butt could generate some serious centrifugal force.

Jill