Password problems

[rushes]

“Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired -you
must register a new one."

New password :

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."

1fuckingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."

1FUCKINGprettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."

1FuckingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAss IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow!

"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, that password is already in use."

 

[petey]

....

 

[Top_Speed1]

Funny shazitts, think we've all been there.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Now...Try to do that on a Panasonic Toughbook mounted in your car while driving down the dammed road because the POS drops its connection every 15 frigging minutes. Haha.....

 

[Bounce]

Better than the missile launch codes that were 0000000000 for so many years.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Better than the missile launch codes that were 0000000000 for so many years.

No inadvertent launches, so I say A-Okidoki.

Better than the Russkies knowing that password issues would likely kill any threat of retaliation due to "1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow"

 

[bwv]

Too many incorrect attempts... your account has been disable.. please contact your system administrator...

 

[Old Guy]

I used to do a lot of programming for DOS systems many, many years ago, so for April Fools day I wrote something similar for one of my co-workers. I knew her husband's name, her dog's name, etc. So if she tried anything with "Ronnie1" in it, it'd say "You may not use your husband's name in your password." The same with her dog's name, etc. I set a counter so it'd say "April's Fool" on the tenth time, no matter what. Her co-workers in her department were in on it, so she'd gathered an audience by the time that message popped. I had to hide from her the next couple of days