Payback for that last speeding ticket

[EODSarge]

We did taser training here recently, and there was no shortage of cameras and spectators to record the event; so I edited together the results with some appropriate music. Yes, the guy with the goatee grinning as he pulls the trigger is me. Warning, it was encoded in high-def and ended up as a 37 meg file, so it may take a bit to download. Needs Quicktime to view.

Taser! Taser! Taser! *POPbzzzzzzzt*

 

[ponyfool]

You guys cheated! You didn't use the probes, but rather gator clips or the like. I took a full 5 second probe shot with one probe hitting the shoulder blade and the other probe just below the belt line. I suffered from Taser induced Tourettes too!

 

[EODSarge]

No, we used probes too. About half the class got probes and the other half got taped- cartridges are $26 apiece and we couldn't afford to use probes on everyone!

Two of 'em got one probe in the small of the back and one on the right ass cheek.

 

[Crash Cash]

Cartridges are $26 apiece and we couldn't afford to use probes on everyone!

Hey, for $26 that's a hell of a lot of entertainment. Better than a movie!

 

[v65]

Yes, the guy with the goatee grinning as he pulls the trigger is me.

You enjoyed that a bit too much. :blink:

 

[HotRodZilla]

I was one of the few in my department that took a 5 second shot to the back during our training class. That 5 seconds felt like 10 and at the end, it was the greatest relief ever. Still, I would rather be Tased than OC'd. The Tase is over after 5 seconds and the OC just won't stop.

 

[beerme]

I took a full 5 second probe shot with one probe hitting the shoulder blade and the other probe just below the belt line. I suffered from Taser induced Tourettes too!

I didn't suffer Taser Tourettes, but i shit myself. :blushing:

 

[James]

I took a full 5 second probe shot with one probe hitting the shoulder blade and the other probe just below the belt line. I suffered from Taser induced Tourettes too!

I didn't suffer Taser Tourettes, but i shit myself. :blushing:

I believe that's a bit of information that could have stayed in the training room, thankyouverymuch.

But it is funny when it's someone else .

 

[beerme]

In the interest of full disclosure, it was actually more of a shart.

 

[ShawnKing]

Still, I would rather be Tased than OC'd. The Tase is over after 5 seconds and the OC just won't stop.

"OC'd"?

 

[ponyfool]

Still, I would rather be Tased than OC'd. The Tase is over after 5 seconds and the OC just won't stop.

"OC'd"?

I'm pretty sure he meant Oleoresin Capsicum, pepper spray. But he could have meant being subjected to live or work in Orange County.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Still, I would rather be Tased than OC'd. The Tase is over after 5 seconds and the OC just won't stop.

"OC'd"?

I'm pretty sure he meant Oleoresin Capsicum, pepper spray. But he could have meant being subjected to live or work in Orange County.

Hahahaha....OC as in Oleoresin Capisicum...I have never lived, nor do I ever want to live in Orange County. Sheesh. I'm not a masochist.

I didn't suffer Taser Tourettes, but i shit myself.

Beerme...Rule of thumb: Always take a battle crap before banging a house or volunteering to get Tased. In neither case does a person want to be laying on the floor with shit in their shorts. It's bad manners.

 

[beerme]

Duly noted.