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The Italian Scallion
The 'personals' section from a Dublin newspaper:Heavy drinker - 35 Cork area. Seeks gorgeous *** addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football
Club and has been known to starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in
the morning.
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long
time fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced *******.
Ginger haired Galway man, a born troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and thirsty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for
bail purposes, maybe more.
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old *******, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21-year-old blonde
lady, with a lovely chest.
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20-year-old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
