Patriot
Isabella is Lazarus
Pharmacology:
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil
Is also call Amoxicillin and
Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been
Looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
Consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
Announced that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
Liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
Beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible
For a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we
Can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
To the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
Old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new
Concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil
Is also call Amoxicillin and
Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been
Looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
Consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
Announced that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
Liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
Beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible
For a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we
Can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
To the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
Old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new
Concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
