It's better to read it aloud!
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
name and a generic
name.
For example, the trade name Tylenol also has the
generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is called Amoxicillin and Advil is called
Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced
that it has settled on the most popular generic name
- "Mycoxafloppin."
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible
for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one Obviously we can
no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names
of "cocktails,"
"highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of
"MOUNT & DO."
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
name and a generic
name.
For example, the trade name Tylenol also has the
generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is called Amoxicillin and Advil is called
Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced
that it has settled on the most popular generic name
- "Mycoxafloppin."
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible
for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one Obviously we can
no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names
of "cocktails,"
"highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of
"MOUNT & DO."
