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[TheAxeman]

Doom to moronic boys with day-glo bikes...

Date: 2003-06-27, 10:56AM EDT

"Look twice, motorcycles are EVERYWHERE" wax the bumperstickers...

My missed connection is with back tires of the dipwads with 150 mph dinky bits of manhood who plow their meagre sandwich-shop-trash-collection-take-home pay into absurd two-wheeled testaments to stupidity. A two foot opening in traffic is an invitation to swerve suddenly and drop the hammer? A traffic jam is tailor made for riding up the center line, every once in awhile bumping a mirror? And you have the nerve to give ME the finger?

I'm dying to reach out when a pack of you lobotomized testosterone tubes is passing me and dole out the biggest wedgies of your young, misspent lives. It'd be so easy; your sorry ***** are always flopping out as you hunch over those crotch rockets, trying to connect every fibre of your meatloafy angry boy bodies with your financed-to-the-hilt-self-esteeem replacements.

Aggh, I hate you all with a passion normally reserved for crows that crap on your newly washed car and those Russians who club baby seals.

I pray you all meet up one day for a gang race on I-93., ratchet those day-glo cycles up to 200mph, hit a rock, fly off the Tobin bridge, hit one of those LNG natural gas tankers on the way down and burst into a 2 megaton celebration of the end of your miserably insignificant contributions to our planetoid.

Sweet.

P.S. You Harley Davidson jarheads I'm saving for another day. OOh, a crappy mis-timed engine makes me feel so bold, so bad, and so rebellious... You're just brainless sheep in laughably moronic leather. You revel in my hate of you but I laugh at your tax returns.

 

[gypsy]

I think someone wasn't loved as a baby!

 

[Geezer]

Unfortunately, someone who thinks like this, stereotyping all 'sport' bikes as :******: 's is going to kill one of us some day.

 

[GunMD]

Unfortunately, someone who thinks like this, stereotyping all 'sport' bikes as :******: 's is going to kill one of us some day.

You're right. This is why we should all try to keep our cool on the road and be ambassadors to the sport.

 

[TheAxeman]

I don't know, I kind of saw it more as a tongue-in-cheek funny rant than a threat to all motorcycle riders.

 

[radman]

Unfortunately, someone who thinks like this, stereotyping all 'sport' bikes as :******: 's is going to kill one of us some day.

Yeah, but going out with a big middle finger Global Warming flash would be the ultimate way to say CYA. Appropriate way, it seems to me, for rad to move on.

 

[GunMD]

Yeah, but going out with a big middle finger Global Warming flash would be the ultimate way to say CYA. Appropriate way, it seems to me, for rad to move on.

True...entertaining to say the least. That's not to say that there aren't some ass clowns out there that I'd like to see vaporized via their own stupidity, but overall I think we should try not to piss off the world.

 

[radman]

I didn't sign up for no ambassadorship. I jus wanna ride my motorsickle, apologies to Arlo. I'm waiting for the cage ambassadors to show their motley *****, I've got a few things to say. :glare:

 

[ionbeam]

I'm dying to reach out when a pack of you lobotomized testosterone tubes is passing me and dole out the biggest wedgies of your young, misspent lives.

I happen to recognize that our shy wall flower is a Massachusetts driver. His attitude is not out of place or unusual in this driving environment. The only kink is that his indignation is focused on only one type of vehicle on the road, whereas most drivers on I-93 into Boston feel this way about every type of vehicle on the road. Road Rage rules during commuting hours. Most people's day is shot by the time they (eventually) get to work.

 

[twowheelnut]

Yeah, but going out with a big middle finger Global Warming flash would be the ultimate way to say CYA. Appropriate way, it seems to me, for rad to move on.

Again with the third person? Someone have some meds to lend rad?

I happen to recognize that our shy wall flower is a Massachusetts driver. His attitude is not out of place or unusual in this driving environment. The only kink is that his indignation is focused on only one type of vehicle on the road, whereas most drivers on I-93 into Boston feel this way about every type of vehicle on the road. Road Rage rules during commuting hours. Most people's day is shot by the time they (eventually) get to work.

Massachusetts drivers are the worst, bar none. Significantly more so when behind the wheel of a Saab or Volvo. I do concur with your assessment of the greater Boston area attitude...

 

[v65]

Well to add to this hijack, I commuted to Boston in the morning traffic once and only once. Doing 90mph on the thruway, cars packed together like we are talladega, and the butthead next to me is reading the newspaper while driving in this mess :blink:

Flex time is king.

 

[FJReady]

Well to add to this hijack, I commuted to Boston in the morning traffic once and only once. Doing 90mph on the thruway, cars packed together like we are talladega, and the butthead next to me is reading the newspaper while driving in this mess :blink: Flex time is king.

I commute in Boston area traffic almost every day, often on two wheels.. I can assure you it requires your full attention. It's not only the book reading, cell phone yapping Volvo drivers you have to worry about, its also the short changed manhood asshats in the 4 x 4's with 33" tires and dual 5" exhaust pipes that think driving 90 in the left lane and tailgating is acceptable. Whats funny is when the snow flies and these type of drivers are usually the first ones in the ditch.

The pack mentaility is a real problem. I often see a string of 4-5 cars pulled over resulting from a chain reaction panic stop. Nothing like 4 or 5 people standing around their dented cars on the highway yelling into cell phones to make you chuckle.

 

[snowmonkey]

Doom to moronic boys with day-glo bikes...Date: 2003-06-27, 10:56AM ED

This guy needs a Nitro-Glycerin enema !!!

 

[exskibum]

I didn't sign up for no ambassadorship. I jus wanna ride my motorsickle, apologies to Arlo.

I saw Arlo perform back in '75 or early '76 from right in front of the stage, maybe 10 or 12 feet away, on the floor of the old UNR gym in Reno. I have seen some great performers with great stage presence, but I have NEVER laughed so hard at a concert as at that one. If his improv with the Motorsickle song didn't bust you a gut, you only needed to hear the story that went with "Coming Into Los Angeleeez, bringing in a couple a keys . . . " The guy was far funnier and far more entertaining than I'd imagined he would be. :lol: :lol:

 

[05fjrman]

WTF?

 

[odot]

What's wrong with clubbing baby seals?

 

[ChrisW]

Unfortunately, someone who thinks like this, stereotyping all 'sport' bikes as :******: 's is going to kill one of us some day.

I thought the same thing initially but then he got to the part about F'en Harley's. Then I was on board. F'em.

 

[Silver Penguin]

I found his rant to be amusing. His verbage and attention to detail didn't smack of heat-of-the-moment anger. This was a collection of thoughts, put together over time. He/she got the point across without using the f-word once, although the sentiment was much the same.

There are classes of driver/rider that one can generalize and apply one's own wishful thinking for for their collective future. What about the super-safe Volvos? they don't travel more than 30mph, especially on the freeway when they merge in front of you? The arrogant types who don't think that lane-ends warning apply to them, then push in to the next lane at the front of the patiently waiting line of cars? The guy with the high beams AND fog lights sitting three feet from your back tire, when there are other lanes open?

Jill

 

[Geezer]

The arrogant types who don't think that lane-ends warning apply to them, then push in to the next lane at the front of the patiently waiting line of cars?

I'm guilty of that. It is an expected part of the driving culture in my part of the country. I have noticed that it is not done that way everywhere.