Police Comments

[fossilrider]

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country.

#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that's the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC."

#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And .. THE BEST ONE!

#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't - Sign here."

 

[VMax_03]

Good ones ... #8 sounds like it came from a deputy sheriff friend of mine.

JW

 

[Mike-H]

Don't know why (maybe my warped sense of humour) but #14 I find hilarious....my favorite :good: ....

 

[airboss]

#7 :lol2:

Think I'll print that on the bottom of the dispatch schedule.

 

[Last Chance]

#7 :lol2:
Think I'll print that on the bottom of the dispatch schedule.

Just one word...... :dribble:

 

[v65]

#1 :lol:

 

[E1Allen]

Makes you wonder what kind of characters they come across to come up with comments like that.

 

[evilmedic13]

#4 seems to always be 40 oz or more for hard liquor.

My wife always gets the "I pay your salary!" same **** on my side when thye don't get their way, the usual comeback is "Yeah, umm liquor and tobacco taxes go a long way from what I hear".

Or when the homeless ask us for a ride home from the hospital <_< , I tell them to quit playing games trying to confuse us! If she were here she would have a ton to add for ya's!