beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
*POLISH - MEXICAN MOOSE HUNT*
Two hunters named yamafitter and HotRodZilla, hired a pilot to
fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to
bag two big Bull Moose.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the
plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.
The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly
the same airplane as yours."
Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another
bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.
However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't
handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded
wilderness.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, yamafitter and HotRodZilla survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, yamafitter asked HotRodZilla, "Any
idea where we are?"
HotRodZilla replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we
crashed last year."
Two hunters named yamafitter and HotRodZilla, hired a pilot to
fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to
bag two big Bull Moose.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the
plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.
The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly
the same airplane as yours."
Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another
bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.
However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't
handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded
wilderness.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, yamafitter and HotRodZilla survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, yamafitter asked HotRodZilla, "Any
idea where we are?"
HotRodZilla replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we
crashed last year."
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