Politically correct ways to display your displeasure

[Dr. Rich]

One of the most entertaining threads that I have read recently on the ST-N website was about a guy that carried BB's in his tank bag and threw them or dropped them on the road to vent his anger when he was cut off or pissed off at another driver in a cage.

How do you remain politically correct and display your displeasure when someone passes you on a scooter, cuts you off, or otherwise pisses you off when riding?

 

[Murph]

My MSF instructor was a former hardcore/stereotypical biker and he told stories of dealing with tailgating cages by carrying marbles and tossing them over his shoulder.

Fortunately, I took his instruction on other things but not that tidbit.

How do I deal with them? Let the act go. I can't think of any time where it would have done any good to retaliate. Best to get away from the offenders. They're usually oblivious anyway.

 

[Warchild]

Blow their **** away with the 9mm in the tankbag!

Guns, Guns, [SIZE=14pt]GUNS!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

 

[sonicspeed]

9mm my ***

use a .45

 

[Warchild]

Do Glocks come in a .45 version? :huh:

 

[sonicspeed]

yes they do

G21, g30 and G36

 

[Murph]

My MSF instructor was a former hardcore/stereotypical biker and he told stories of dealing with tailgating cages by carrying marbles and tossing them over his shoulder.
Fortunately, I took his instruction on other things but not that tidbit.

How do I deal with them? Let the act go. I can't think of any time where it would have done any good to retaliate. Best to get away from the offenders. They're usually oblivious anyway.

Okay! You got me! The truth is that I steer with my knees and flip'em off in stereo baby! :****:

 

[keithaba]

I tried so hard to find that pic of someone riding an FJR while shooting.....

 

[vectervp1]

I usually cut them off, drop my pants and pinch a loaf.

 

[huron52]

One of the most entertaining threads that I have read recently on the ST-N website was about a guy that carried BB's in his tank bag and threw them or dropped them on the road to vent his anger when he was cut off or pissed off at another driver in a cage.

Actually one guy suggested M and M's.... they will sound the same hit the cage.... do little damage and if hunrgy you can eat them.

 

[TriggerT]

I am waiting on Skyway to finish the mounting bracket for the 7.62 Mini-gun I have sitting on the shelves in my garage. You think the panniers will handle the weight of 5K rounds of ammo?

 

[FJRBluesman]

I am waiting on Skyway to finish the mounting bracket for the 7.62 Mini-gun I have sitting on the shelves in my garage. You think the panniers will handle the weight of 5K rounds of ammo?

Use reinforced saddlebags....

 

[TriggerT]

I am waiting on Skyway to finish the mounting bracket for the 7.62 Mini-gun I have sitting on the shelves in my garage. You think the panniers will handle the weight of 5K rounds of ammo?

Use reinforced saddlebags....

Thanks for the tip. Any suggestions on how to route the flex-feed trays from the bags to the front mounted gun?

 

[twowheelnut]

Thanks for the tip. Any suggestions on how to route the flex-feed trays from the bags to the front mounted gun?

Up your ***. Don't forget the Astroglide.

 

[TriggerT]

Oh, I like that idea. I can have that ribbed for my pleasure tracer feel, as I am nuking some cagger.

I would have said "Blowing Away" some cagger, but I thought it would be too much of a distraction to Willie.

 

[Warchild]

Up your ***. Don't forget the Astroglide.

 

[HaulinAshe]

I'm thinking rear-mounted paintball pistol with CO2 cartridge and pnuematic pushbutton activated trigger. Has a nice James Bond feel.

 

[VMax_03]

9mm my ***


use a .45

GUNNY ... don't leave home without it.

 

[Fred W]

I like your sig line, Gunny. I'd like to have a tee shirt made of that, maybe change it just a little:

"Never pick a fight with old guys.

If they don't feel up to the challenge, they'll just shoot you"