bikerskier
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Saskatchewan Drunk, you just gotta love it!!!!
Recently, during a routine patrol, an RCMP patrolman parked down the street
outside a Legion Hall just off the main Street at Estevan, Saskatchewan.
After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the Legion Hall. The
gentleman was so intoxicated that he could barely walk. He then stumbled
around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly
observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He
sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook and line out the window
and seemed to be trying to catch a fish. A number of other patrons paid no
attention to this crazy drunk as they left the bar and drove off.
Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times,
honked the horn and switched on the headlights. He then pulled in the hook
and line and moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron
vehicles left. At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the
parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
The officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the
patrol car, put on the flashing lights and promptly pulled the man over. He
performed a breathalyzer test on the gentleman who cooperated fully. To his
amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed
any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
Headquarters.This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Saskie, "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."
Recently, during a routine patrol, an RCMP patrolman parked down the street
outside a Legion Hall just off the main Street at Estevan, Saskatchewan.
After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the Legion Hall. The
gentleman was so intoxicated that he could barely walk. He then stumbled
around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly
observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He
sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook and line out the window
and seemed to be trying to catch a fish. A number of other patrons paid no
attention to this crazy drunk as they left the bar and drove off.
Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times,
honked the horn and switched on the headlights. He then pulled in the hook
and line and moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron
vehicles left. At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the
parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
The officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the
patrol car, put on the flashing lights and promptly pulled the man over. He
performed a breathalyzer test on the gentleman who cooperated fully. To his
amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed
any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
Headquarters.This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Saskie, "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."
