Reasonable or Castrative?

[Ari Rankum]

I'm declaring 48 hours of Friday, what with NAFO coming on, and all.

I recently learned from a female friend that she made (a word she rails against) her husband sit down to pee. She says she didn't make him, that it was his idea. But come on, what dude, besides one with a broken spirit (or odot), sits to pee?

 

[Bustanut joker]

Funny you should mention odot Ari. He tried to "convert" me while he was here... Think we'd better take up a collection for his full alteration?

:jester:

 

[El Toro]

You need another box, i.e., "I'm not gonna miss her."

 

[weekend rider]

I always thought it was lie down I think I love ya! not sit down I think I got ya! :yahoo:

Just think no pee on the floor or the out side of the toilet or yellow stains on the wall like my Yellow Submarine

 

[uctofeej]

I usually take a seat. Where else can a guy read in peace and quiet in a house full of women?

 

[odot]

It's still thursday.

you guys put a cock in it.

 

[uctofeej]

It's still thursday.







you guys put a cock in it.

Nuh uh! Someone already declared 48 hours of Friday this morning.

 

[TheAxeman]

Just when I thought I had heard everything....this comes along....

 

[squeezer]

Just when I thought I had heard everything....this comes along....

Really. Next thing you know, they'll be asking us to pee inside.

I usually take a seat. Where else can a guy read in peace and quiet in a house full of women?

That, however, is an acceptable explanation.

 

[Low Level FJR Pilot]

And his Indian name is "Squatstapiss"!

 

[uctofeej]

I usually take a seat. Where else can a guy read in peace and quiet in a house full of women?

That, however, is an acceptable explanation.

Yep, she and I both win. She thinks she's won the battle and I get some peace and quiet.

 

[Pjturbo]

Good show!! Now, what position is she willing to assume in exchange?

Phil

 

[odot]

There's a direction that I might be interested in hearing about.

 

[uctofeej]

Good show!! Now, what position is she willing to assume in exchange?
Phil

The occasional beer delivery when I'm watching a game...

 

[krashdragon]

You guys have got to be kidding! I hope that "survey" is intended as a joke!

Hopefully you do sit down when you take a shit.

Otherwise, please just try and aim for the center of the bowl, although I've been told that it's hard to do when you're drunk... or stoned....

I hate cleaning up OPP (other people's piss).....

This thread is too funny!

Mary

 

[twowheelnut]

Even Domestic Goddesses have a burden to bear. That sceptre is actually a toilet brush.

Hey odot? Does that bike tree stand double as a pissin'' tree? If so, is that what happened to your paint job?

 

[BuilderBob]

Stand up. Sit down. So limiting.

True freedom can only be attained with Depends. Have it your way.

 

[HotRodZilla]

How the Hell is a guy supposed to practice writing his name if he is sitting down?

 

[slapnpop]

I thought if you're too drunk to aim properly you're supposed to use the shower... :drinks: