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SoCalFJR1300

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Friend of mine was shopping with the wife last week.

He put a case of 24 beers in the cart.....wife says "what's that"??

My friend said "They're on sale, 24 for only $30.00"

"We can't afford it" she says and takes the case of beer out of the cart.

They go down another isle and the wife puts a jar of $60.00 face cream in the cart.

"What's THAT?" my friend says.

"It makes my face look beautiful" his wife says.

"Yeah? well so does that case of beer and it's HALF the price" my friend says.

He's stable and his condition is improving!!

 
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend.

I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

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