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Great things are afoot
So the other day I was a little late getting to work, and perhaps I was going just a little faster over the bridge then I should have been.
Well, sure enough, there was a County Cop with a radar gun and he pulls me over. Well this guy is straight out of the "Dukes of
Hazzard", complete with attitude to match. He asks me what my hurry was, and I explained that I was late to work. Jethro proceeds to
draw things out by inquiring what I do for work, to which I reply that I am a rectum stretcher. You should have seen the look on his
face! Well, he is trying to keep his cool, not going to be outdone by a city boy ya know. "So just exactly what do you mean your a
rectum stretcher?" I tell him that I work at the local meat packing plant and I work on the rectum line. We take the rectums, and just
start stretching them out. I tell him that it takes about an hour or so to stretch and knead a rectum that started out about 1 inch big to
the finished product of 6 feet in length. Jethro then asks me "what do you do with a 6 foot rectum?" to which I reply, "you stand him on
the end of a bridge with a badge and a radar gun!"
Thank you thank you!
Well, sure enough, there was a County Cop with a radar gun and he pulls me over. Well this guy is straight out of the "Dukes of
Hazzard", complete with attitude to match. He asks me what my hurry was, and I explained that I was late to work. Jethro proceeds to
draw things out by inquiring what I do for work, to which I reply that I am a rectum stretcher. You should have seen the look on his
face! Well, he is trying to keep his cool, not going to be outdone by a city boy ya know. "So just exactly what do you mean your a
rectum stretcher?" I tell him that I work at the local meat packing plant and I work on the rectum line. We take the rectums, and just
start stretching them out. I tell him that it takes about an hour or so to stretch and knead a rectum that started out about 1 inch big to
the finished product of 6 feet in length. Jethro then asks me "what do you do with a 6 foot rectum?" to which I reply, "you stand him on
the end of a bridge with a badge and a radar gun!"
Thank you thank you!
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