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donaldb

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The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my

> wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats

> 6 inches above da bed in ecstacy."

>

> The Frenchman replies. "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze

> love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick

> za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze

> bed in pure ecstasy."

>

> The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the

> ole lady , I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my

> weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling.

>

 
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