Feejer/Weejer man
Well-known member
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> > > Unique Up On It.
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> > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> > > Tame Way.
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> > > 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
> > > They Take The Psycho Path
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> > > 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It
> > >
> > > 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> > > Dam!
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> > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too
Long? > > > Polaroids
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> > > 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> > > A Stick
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> > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> > > Nacho Cheese.
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> > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> > > Subordinate Clauses.
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> > > 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> > > Quattro Sinko.
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> > > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
> > > Spoiled Milk.
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> > > 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
Vampire? > > > Frostbite.
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> > > 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> > > A Nervous Wreck.
> > >
> > > 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
Soup? > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.
> > >
> > > 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> > > Right Where You Left Him.
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> > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> > > Because They Have Big Fingers.
> > >
> > > 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> > > Because It Scares The Dog.
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> > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> > > Sanka.
> > >
> > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a
Hoover ?! > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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> > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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> > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a
Bad skydiver? > > > A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
> > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
> > >
> > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce
The Same? > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
> > > Unique Up On It.
> > >
> > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> > > Tame Way.
> > >
> > > 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
> > > They Take The Psycho Path
> > >
> > > 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It
> > >
> > > 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> > > Dam!
> > >
> > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too
Long? > > > Polaroids
> > >
> > > 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> > > A Stick
> > >
> > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> > > Nacho Cheese.
> > >
> > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> > > Subordinate Clauses.
> > >
> > > 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> > > Quattro Sinko.
> > >
> > > 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
> > > Spoiled Milk.
> > >
> > > 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
Vampire? > > > Frostbite.
> > >
> > > 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> > > A Nervous Wreck.
> > >
> > > 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
Soup? > > > Anyone Can Roast Beef.
> > >
> > > 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> > > Right Where You Left Him.
> > >
> > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> > > Because They Have Big Fingers.
> > >
> > > 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> > > Because It Scares The Dog.
> > >
> > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> > > Sanka.
> > >
> > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a
Hoover ?! > > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
> > >
> > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
> > >
> > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a
Bad skydiver? > > > A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
> > > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
> > >
> > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce
The Same? > > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
