Ronnie & Tommie *** debate

[Madmudder]

A gas station owner in Mississippi was tryingto increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free *** with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck nicknamed "Ronnie B pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free ***. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free ***. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no *** this time."

A week later, Ronnie along with a buddy, Tommie C, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free ***.

The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free *** this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free ***."

Tommie replied, "No it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

 

[Warpdrv]

As a Gas Station Owner - I approve of his methods.... !!!

 

[Teehaml]

Nothing like the old S&H Green Stamps stations gave out with gas.... waaaay back in the day.

 

[Madmudder]

As a Gas Station Owner - I approve of his methods.... !!!

Hey Warpdrv when are you going to start your give away?

 

[Warpdrv]

Been at it for many many years until the point I met the current keeper.....

The talent walking in the door every day at my place is pretty impressive...... but alas I had to settle down eventually.

Succumb to the last free give away

--- a 4/10 on the Hot Crazy Matrix Chart

Finally found a hot one that is super low maintenance, has some medical prowess to attend to my stupid ***, loves nothing better then to be on the back of the FJR or go out shooting..... I'll not mention the other stuff

I'm Done !!

 

[wheatonFJR]

As a Gas Station Owner - I approve of his methods.... !!!

Hey Warpdrv when are you going to start your give away?

Watch out Warpdrv, Madmudder's on the prowl!

 

[Madmudder]

Who me?

 

[RsvlFeej]

Been at it for many many years until the point I met the current keeper.....
The talent walking in the door every day at my place is pretty impressive...... but alas I had to settle down eventually.

Succumb to the last free give away

--- a 4/10 on the Hot Crazy Matrix Chart

Finally found a hot one that is super low maintenance, has some medical prowess to attend to my stupid ***, loves nothing better then to be on the back of the FJR or go out shooting..... I'll not mention the other stuff

I'm Done !!

sooo, sticking with 4 hotness and totally, batshit crazy - Not to worry, it seems all spouses get there eventually (Sheldon Cooper says Cartesian coordinates are ordered x, then y)