Surly
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During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his
physical activity level.
The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about
7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of
brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
I ran away from a pissed off mother bear and then ran away from one
angry bull Elk.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of Captain
Morgan."
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an
outdoors man!"
"No," the guy replied, "I'm just a really ****** golfer".
physical activity level.
The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about
7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of
brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
I ran away from a pissed off mother bear and then ran away from one
angry bull Elk.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of Captain
Morgan."
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an
outdoors man!"
"No," the guy replied, "I'm just a really ****** golfer".
