Yew meen ah went a got ridda the Connie 2 years too soon? Oh no! Drat, heck, *** and pshaw! If'n ah'd only waited a cuppla more yeers ah coulda been waitin' and listenin' ta da rumors and conjectioneering instedda ridin' my FJR. Daaaang, its a good thang this here Yammyha motorsickle is a purty good'en, er else ah'd be a might up-set. At leest ah'ma gunna have this here FJR ta ride 'til the knew Connie finally shows up, it it e'er does. Ah'm shur glad I got me wunna these FJRs ta tide me over.
Now weel hafta wait-en-see whut the knew bike reely looks like, en wait un-till the magazeens rode test the Connie and compar'em to thee FJR and thee ST1300 en thee BMWs en thee "old" Connies.