Safer Riding - Important News

[TestPilot]

Reported in the 6 oclock news here tonight on Channel 0410E - "bikers who indulge in *** with their partners on the night before a ride will travel and behave in a much safer and subdued manner than those who did not participate in said night before activities... and will return safely the next day... "

Is there a lesson here for us on improving the safety of riding our FJR's? :clapping:

 

[GAPS]

Lack of ***** = ride like a ****. No, butt really.....

 

[Luke]

We need a written dialoge posted....for...show and tell.

 

[Wolfhound]

I wanna watch your news station . . .

 

[Silver Penguin]

"bikers who indulge in *** with their partners on the night before a ride will travel and behave in a much safer and subdued manner than those who did not participate in said night before activities... and will return safely the next day... "

Did the study address those bikers who indulge in *** with other than their partners?

 

[user 3386]

Back in my merry old England homeland, most Premiership football (soccer) coaches mandate via [enforceable?] contract that players not engage in *** before a match, citing studies that show reduced pre-match testosterone (aggressiveness) levels.

Contrary studies exist, however, and now some Italian coaches actually recommend that their star players chase the naughty bits before their Serie A matches.

Me? To coin an American phrase: "I takes it where I can finds it." :nyam:

 

[steeld]

"bikers who indulge in *** with their partners on the night before a ride will travel and behave in a much safer and subdued manner..."

Have to agree - *** before a ride is much safer than during a ride.

 

[dbx]

This thread is worthless without pictures. B)

 

[Cdogman]

"bikers who indulge in *** with their partners on the night before a ride will travel and behave in a much safer and subdued manner..."

Have to agree - *** before a ride is much safer than during a ride.

+1 I almost crashed once......... oh hell, never mind :lol:

 

[jaybird]

Any chance we can "punch up" that article, and perhaps "edit" it a bit; to say that it is advisable to have *** before AND after the ride - I would then provide it to my "safety conscience" wife.... Jay

 

[weekend rider]

So all the riders that go on a two week trip with their buddy does that mean they have to do the BROKE BACK RIDE THING?

That is why I travel by my self hate having *** with my travel partner of the same ***.........

That is why you must go through Nevada on your trips simply a pleasure :yahoo: :yahoo:

weekend rider

 

[Cdogman]

Any chance we can "punch up" that article, and perhaps "edit" it a bit; to say that it is advisable to have *** before AND after the ride - I would then provide it to my "safety conscience" wife.... Jay

This would explain the "Lover in every state" theory. Now, if I do, and I get caught, I can explain it as a safety measure, knowing she wants me back and all in one chunk

 

[FJRMGM]

back in my bicycle road racing days, I found that if I abstained from *** for at least several days prior to a race I was MUCH more aggressive during the race than normal.

But hey, my racing days are over so I don't have to wait!!

God Bless America!!

 

[cota95]

Any chance we can "punch up" that article, and perhaps "edit" it a bit; to say that it is advisable to have *** before AND after the ride - I would then provide it to my "safety conscience" wife.... Jay

This would explain the "Lover in every state" theory. Now, if I do, and I get caught, I can explain it as a safety measure, knowing she wants me back and all in one chunk

Ya that will work! Get ready for ex # 5..... :yahoo: