Scuba divers

[Scoop Dogg]

Paddy to Mick "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?"

"Why ya stoopid eejit, if they fell forward they'd still be in the feckin boat"

 

[TwoWhldTerror]

I love it! As a diver that has done roll-offs and giant strides, I far prefer the roll off. Plus I can pretend for a split second I am a bad-*** SEAL. Of course my wife quickly disabuses me of that notion! LOL

 

[TriggerT]

SEALS don't roll off, they command the boat to get the hell out of their way, and then command the water to rise up so they don't even have to move.