FJRMGM
FJRMGM
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- Jun 14, 2005
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> >It was fun being a baby boomer...until now. Some of the artists of the 60's
> >are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
> >They include:
> >
> >Herman's Hermits...Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
> >
> >Ringo Starr...I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
> >
> >The Bee Gees...How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
> >
> >Bobby Darin...Splish, Splash, I was Havin' a Flash.
> >
> >Roberta Flack...The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
> >
> >Johnny Nash...I Can't See Clearly Now.
> >
> >Paul Simon...Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
> >
> >The Commodores...Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
> >
> >Marvin Gaye...Herd it Through the Grape Nuts.
> >
> >Procol Harem...A Whiter Shade of Hair.
> >
> >Leo Sayer...You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
> >
> >The Temptations...Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
> >
> >Abba...Denture Queen.
> >
> >Tony Orlando...Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
> >
> >Helen Reddy...I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
> >
> >Leslie Gore...It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
> >
> >And my favorite: Willie Nelson...On the Commode Again.
> >
> >are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
> >They include:
> >
> >Herman's Hermits...Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
> >
> >Ringo Starr...I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
> >
> >The Bee Gees...How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
> >
> >Bobby Darin...Splish, Splash, I was Havin' a Flash.
> >
> >Roberta Flack...The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
> >
> >Johnny Nash...I Can't See Clearly Now.
> >
> >Paul Simon...Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
> >
> >The Commodores...Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
> >
> >Marvin Gaye...Herd it Through the Grape Nuts.
> >
> >Procol Harem...A Whiter Shade of Hair.
> >
> >Leo Sayer...You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
> >
> >The Temptations...Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
> >
> >Abba...Denture Queen.
> >
> >Tony Orlando...Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
> >
> >Helen Reddy...I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
> >
> >Leslie Gore...It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
> >
> >And my favorite: Willie Nelson...On the Commode Again.
> >
