Sheep

[Harvey]

A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an *****, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous *****, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an *****, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous *****, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Yeah, MizBustanut was NOT amused!

 

[FJRBluesman]

I think Bust just got another fryin' pan up side the head... :dribble:

 

[FJRGuy]

:lol:

 

[zzzzip]

That's an old one...

Here's another old one.

Know why kilts don't have zippers?

Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away....

B)

 

[Mizz Bustanut]

Well people, let me assure you, I don't care if anyone calls me a ***** but if Bust were to refer to

me as a cow . . . . . . . . . . .

he would no longer be a bull.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Well people, let me assure you, I don't care if anyone calls me a ***** but if Bust were to refer to me as a cow . . . . . . . . . . .

he would no longer be a bull.

Your avatar has nice udders though.