Should politicians be allowed to carry guns to church?
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Randy
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they can only carry guns if they promise to use them on other politicians
TriggerT
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I thought all politicians would burst into flames if they went into a real church.
saread
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Or should churches be allowed to load politicians into guns? Would Teddy Kennedy be considered a .44 Mag load trying to be crammed into a .22
Or should guns be allowed to shoot politicians in church? Extra points for a liberal or conservative?
Or maybe should politicans be allowed to carry churches with their guns? It makes concealed carry a bit more difficult.
All vexing questions strict constructionists will have to ponder over the eons.
...all this PO role swapping on forums oughta get the masses pretty confused eh Neal?
Or should guns be allowed to shoot politicians in church? Extra points for a liberal or conservative?
Or maybe should politicans be allowed to carry churches with their guns? It makes concealed carry a bit more difficult.
All vexing questions strict constructionists will have to ponder over the eons.
...all this PO role swapping on forums oughta get the masses pretty confused eh Neal?
airboss
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Yes, but they all have to go to the same church at the same time.
Knifemaker
Not me
I thought they burst into flames if they entered a church....(or was that vampires?)
Maybe they can enter a church but they loose all their powers.....
You don't need guns in church, God will protect you.
Smail Mate'n!
Maybe they can enter a church but they loose all their powers.....
You don't need guns in church, God will protect you.
Smail Mate'n!
Groo
The Endless Font of Useless Knowledge...
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition...
Buy more guns, buy more ammo... vote from the rooftops...
Buy more guns, buy more ammo... vote from the rooftops...
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protondecay123
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Jagermeister
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Politicians who carry Guns to Church may only use them to perform gratuitous Abortions.
evilmedic13
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protondecay123
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May only use them to perfrom gratuitous abortions on minors who are victims of incest.
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Politicians should always be allowed to shoot one another, whether in church or not. It would give them less time to **** the rest of us. Kinda how I feel about most lawyers, too.
evilmedic13
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