SkooterG Photo Caption Contest: Look at the head on this!

[beemerdons]

They say a picture is worth a thousand words! Well, you'll only need a half dozen or so to describe this goofy doofus! It's embarrassing to be seen in public with GregM!

 

[wheatonFJR]

I learned these tricks at Annapolis. Best thing I learned there.

 

[beemerdons]

I learned these tricks at Annapolis. Best thing I learned there.

Good One, Wheatie!

 

[Bustanut joker]

They say a picture is worth a thousand words! Well, you'll only need a half dozen or so to describe this goofy doofus! It's embarrassing to be seen in public with GregM!

AH fershitsakes!! How did my keys get up there again???

edit for wrong picture.. I'm as bad as Scooty

 

[BackintheSaddle]

The "Shocker" is not nearly as fun when you are by yourself..... :glare:

(Shocker)

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Was I supposed to drink the Kool-Aid or snort it?

 

[ionbeam]

Using the handy built-in dipstick to confirm the container is empty.

 

[user 6393]

"my mom taught me to do this when I was 5. Kept me from masturbating while we were grocery shopping. Actually, it still keeps me from masturbating in public.........sometimes"

 

[beemerdons]

AZ Beemers President Brian "El Jefe" Boles has come up with a good zinger:

Greggie is reaching up to hit the reset button in his brain.

He's like a human blue screen of death.

Reboot.

A Classic, Brian!

 

[BikerGeek99]

"****.

The doctors in the ER ain't gonna believe I did this.

Again."

... or ....

"Richard Gere ain't got **** on me. Now how do I get the gerbil out..."

 

[Bungie]

"Richard Gere ain't got **** on me. Now how do I get the gerbil out..."

"Cat"

 

[RadioHowie]

"I wanted to see what I'd look like with another ear on my head, but my hand isn't big enough to match the other two."

 

[Bustanut joker]

Why's he got your picture on his shirt Howie?

 

[RadioHowie]

Why's he got your picture on his shirt Howie?

'Cuz I'm his hero!

 

[Tyler]

Mrff mkl frck nph nltn slrfgr.

 

[wfooshee]

Why's he got your picture on his shirt Howie?

'Cuz I'm his hero!

Well, then, his condition is worse than any of us could possibly have imagined!!!

 

[HotRodZilla]

If I had a brain in here, I could touch it.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Our commercial for birth control....

 

[dcarver]

They told me that stimulating my inside cranium scareabelius would promote hair growth! :yahoo: