Duezzer
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Thought you all might find this humorous!!!
An American and a Canadian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The American is thinking that Canadians are so dumb that he could get over on them easy...So the American asks if the Canadian would like to play a fun game.
The Canadian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says..
This catches the Canadians?s attention and to keep the American quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The American asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Canadian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Canadians? turn. He asks the American, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The American uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Internet. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Canadian and hands him $500. The Canadian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The American is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Canadian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Canadian reaches in his pocket, hands the American $5 and goes back to sleep.
For those who care to you can change the American to any nationality you would like.
An American and a Canadian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The American is thinking that Canadians are so dumb that he could get over on them easy...So the American asks if the Canadian would like to play a fun game.
The Canadian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says..
This catches the Canadians?s attention and to keep the American quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The American asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Canadian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Canadians? turn. He asks the American, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The American uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Internet. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Canadian and hands him $500. The Canadian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The American is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Canadian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Canadian reaches in his pocket, hands the American $5 and goes back to sleep.
For those who care to you can change the American to any nationality you would like.
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