Somebody's daddy didn't give her enough attention

[LagerHead]

A "lady" in Florida, who apparently wasn't getting enough attention despite her undoubtedly sparkling personality, had a third breast added surgically to gain her 15 minutes of fame. I have to say, despite all the obvious jokes, this chick has some problems that looking like a cow ready to give milk just ain't gonna solve. Discuss.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/09/22/woman-has-surgery-to-get-third-breast-hopes-to-become-tv-star/?intcmp=features

 

[El Toro Joe]

Now, that's just plain stupid...

 

[Pterodactyl]

I can understand a woman having some sort of mental issue that would cause her do something like this, that is a sad reality, but I cannot believe that a licensed professional doctor would perform the procedure. One can only hope the doctor loses his/her license. On the other hand, the nutso woman has just greatly enhanced her resume should she want to be a wet nurse.

 

[LagerHead]

I can understand a woman having some sort of mental issue that would cause her do something like this, that is a sad reality, but I cannot believe that a licensed professional doctor would perform the procedure. One can only hope the doctor loses his/her license. On the other hand, the nutso woman has just greatly enhanced her resume should she want to be a wet nurse.

I don't understand why the doc should lose his license. The woman wanted a procedure done that didn't cause her harm and he did it.

 

[Cav47]

I was hoping that this thread was just an extension of NAFO4.

https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/160121-nafo4-pictures/

No such luck. Prob just a bunch of dudes in the Jacuzzi Suite.

prob make me gag. Then again, so did the pic of the TRI-teeted attention seeker.

 

[beemerdons]

Now, that's just plain stupid...

https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/122321-one-time-dogpile-monday/ Hey now Jose, that's pgrhodes1 who used to be on the Forum. Old Michael, Wheatie, dcarver and I dated her! JSNS!

 

[bluesdog]

Eccentrica Gallumbits

Kind of the opposite of Body Integrity Disorder.

I guess this isn't all that different from those who have horns & whatnot implanted on their sorry selves.

Perhaps in the future, humans will be able to sculpt themselves into whatever bizarre form strikes their fancy.

Edit: Added link..

 

[ionbeam]

Eccentrica Gallumbits
Kind of the opposite of Body Integrity Disorder.

I guess this isn't all that different from those who have horns & whatnot implanted on their sorry selves.

Perhaps in the future, humans will be able to sculpt themselves into whatever bizarre form strikes their fancy.

Let your inner self express itself on the outside. It's already available today and I'm a satisfied customer, check out this recent selfie, I mean, I'm like, cool:

This one was easy, after all we are all 98% chimp. Some just show it more than others. Now where is that udderly ridiculous woman?

 

[lonerider]

Wonder how hard it was to find a donor that matched up to the existing equipment?

 

[LagerHead]

Eccentrica Gallumbits
Kind of the opposite of Body Integrity Disorder.

I guess this isn't all that different from those who have horns & whatnot implanted on their sorry selves.

Perhaps in the future, humans will be able to sculpt themselves into whatever bizarre form strikes their fancy.

Edit: Added link..

Nerd.

 

[ts3doug]

how does one motorboat in this situation?

 

[Twigg]

I can understand a woman having some sort of mental issue that would cause her do something like this, that is a sad reality, but I cannot believe that a licensed professional doctor would perform the procedure. One can only hope the doctor loses his/her license. On the other hand, the nutso woman has just greatly enhanced her resume should she want to be a wet nurse.

I don't understand why the doc should lose his license. The woman wanted a procedure done that didn't cause her harm and he did it.

It's a matter of opinion whether or not the doctor caused harm. Forty nine doctors she contacted refused to do it and it would be quite easy to make a case that the fiftieth simply took her money with zero regard to her emotional or mental health.

 

[Bustanut joker]

how does one motorboat in this situation?

I was thinking the same thing...

Wonder if I could get a second penis attached to my forehead?

 

[ionbeam]

Photoshop is wunderful, ain't it? All manors of not real readily served out.

 

[wfooshee]

I can't believe that's even a story!!!!

I think I'll go enhance myself Photoshopographically (why did spell-check underline that???!!) and charge women 200 bucks to touch it. I just have to never say that what they're touching is what was in the picture.

 

[FJRay]

how does one motorboat in this situation?

I was thinking the same thing...

Wonder if I could get a second penis attached to my forehead?

You're already there Dik head.https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/****.gif

 

[ts3doug]

He already admitted to being a dik head, he was just inquiring about adding a second one.

 

[Uncle Hud]

Hahahahaha!

At first I was thinking, well, that's pretty cool. Then I was thinking WTF was she thinking. Then I was thinking is this really all that different from coloring your hair or artificial tanning. Then I was thinking that I used to live in Tampa, and maybe I knew her and still had her phone number. Then I was thinking how difficult it would be to actually encounter this in real life because ... do you laugh or salivate or maintain eye contact? Then I was thinking I better get on the road and go to work.

But I'm still thinking and haven't really decided anything except is it real, or is it photoshop? And how did a woman deliver the news story without cracking up?

 

[Bounce]

how does one motorboat in this situation?

I was thinking the same thing...

Wonder if I could get a second penis attached to my forehead?

based on some of your threadjacking efforts, you already have.