Something for all you romantics.

[Niehart]

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise.".

Thx's Panman, blew a little coffee through my nose on this one!

 

[Uncle Hud]

chuckle, chuckle. Romantic, actually.

 

[beemerdons]

Yo Dave, here is True Romance: Arkansas Style! rushes sent this to me, swear to God! jes' sayin' and nuff said, Boy Howdy!

 

[SeattleTy]

Thank you Niehart, that was a very good one, it put a smile on my face and made my day Niehart