hppants
Well-known member
Every time I see a tire thread appear, I tell myself:
"Pants, don't do it. Do NOT open that thread. No matter what the title says, somebody is going to post up and proclaim to the world that they are getting 10K-15K out of a set of tires. As soon as you read that, your blood pressure is going to rise and your head is going to start itching. After all, you've tried everything in the book. Everything. Air pressure. Change tire types. Staggering brands. Buy fresher tires. Only ride in the rain where the traction is less and it wears your tires less. Only ride in touring mode. Never shift at higher than 2500 rpm. Leave the tool kit and the air compressor at home and losing rolling weight. Forgo the potato chips at lunch to reduce rider weight. Holding your mouth right. Oh yeah - don't forget that one time you held your breath and cut a sideways fart like that other dude suggested. Hey - you shorted your britches but it was worth a try, right? Everything. And of course, none of that worked. None of it. You don't get anything even remotely close to that mileage - maybe half of that if you are lucky. You read with total envy of these tales of tire longevity and your jealousy gets the better of you. Then jealousy festers a while and it just starts to piss you off. So don't do it. Don't click that thread. Just look away and move on to the oil thread or the cam chain tensioner thread or the 3,000 rpm whine in the motor sound thread or....."
But of course I'm stupid and curiosity always gets Pants. So I click it.....
(sigh)
"Pants, don't do it. Do NOT open that thread. No matter what the title says, somebody is going to post up and proclaim to the world that they are getting 10K-15K out of a set of tires. As soon as you read that, your blood pressure is going to rise and your head is going to start itching. After all, you've tried everything in the book. Everything. Air pressure. Change tire types. Staggering brands. Buy fresher tires. Only ride in the rain where the traction is less and it wears your tires less. Only ride in touring mode. Never shift at higher than 2500 rpm. Leave the tool kit and the air compressor at home and losing rolling weight. Forgo the potato chips at lunch to reduce rider weight. Holding your mouth right. Oh yeah - don't forget that one time you held your breath and cut a sideways fart like that other dude suggested. Hey - you shorted your britches but it was worth a try, right? Everything. And of course, none of that worked. None of it. You don't get anything even remotely close to that mileage - maybe half of that if you are lucky. You read with total envy of these tales of tire longevity and your jealousy gets the better of you. Then jealousy festers a while and it just starts to piss you off. So don't do it. Don't click that thread. Just look away and move on to the oil thread or the cam chain tensioner thread or the 3,000 rpm whine in the motor sound thread or....."
But of course I'm stupid and curiosity always gets Pants. So I click it.....
(sigh)
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