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Occifer, yuh bedder start up yer digitalis camera cuz this orta bee gude!

At first I thought he was going to try and get on it and run..... :eek:

The cop must have told him to put the bike down....then he tosses it on the other side! :dribble:

Yeppers, youse gots tuh hab summa them soop-erior brains tun be thinkin' whutever this hear murdersickle ryder was tryin' tuh think. S'pose his brayn hurts fer yousin alla thet engerny?

Stoopid byke! Stoopid stoopid byke. It shoont uh done thet. Soopid byke, Eye'll jist throw it down en that'll teech et a lessin er tew. Stoopid byke!

 
That POS is lucky to still be alive. No helmet, and with the way he fell, I am amazed he didn't open up the back of his empty head.

 
I heard of one this weekend of a guy in NY riding past two cops, flipping them off, popped a wheelie, and promptly crashed.

 
I heard of one this weekend of a guy in NY riding past two cops, flipping them off, popped a wheelie, and promptly crashed.
A couple years back I got pulled over 3 times by the same cop for my sidemount on my tricked out Honda, well the cop wasn't letting me off with a warning the last time and had walked back to his cruiser to write me up.

Along comes two buddies on their crotch crickets, see me and start pointing and laughing. So I'm sitting there thinking about the ribbing I'm gonna get later from them, when, I hear the bikes coming back down the street and then gearing down. Then I see and hear them, side by side 70mph wheelies right past the us. Dave even blew his horn to make sure the cop saw...

The fine officer jumped out of his cruiser and was fumbling for his transmitter. Me, I'm laughing my ass off. Cop comes back over to me and I go "...and your gonna write me up for side mounted plate?!"

He yells at me and tells me to fix the f'n thing! and takes off.

Ya, it cost me a couple of beers, but it was fo' sho' worth it!

 
Bungie - That is classic! Stupid is stupid does mamma always used to say.... :lol:

The moron is real lucky to be alive! In shorts, T-shirt, no helmet, AGATT no where to be found.

Your Honda is pretty sharp looking too.

 
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Your Honda is pretty sharp looking too.
Thanks bud. Its for sale at the moment. In fact, a guy was supposed to travel this weekend from Southern Ontario to pick it up. Weather is ******, so maybe next weekend. All I know is somebody better buy it and soon! I've got an FJR to pay for!

 
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