Talk Like A Pirate Day!

[Neil San Diego]

Once again it's upon us, that most beloved of American holidays:

Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Let me just be the first to say "Arrrggggg".

Ye scurvy dogs...

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

Glad you brought that up.......

Why are pirates called "pirates"?

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Because they Aaaarrrgggghhhh.

 

[beemerdons]

Thanks for the reminder Neil, this is my second favorite day of the year. My favorite is the Dominic The Italian Dancing Donkey Day, johnny80s always sends me a PM to remind me of that one!

 

[Falko]

Pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering board sticking out of this pants. Bartender says, "Do ye know ye got a steerin' board from ye trousers?" Pirate slowly looks up, "Arrrghh, I do matey. And it's drivin' me nuts...."

 

[HotRodZilla]

Pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering board sticking out of this pants. Bartender says, "Do ye know ye got a steerin' board from ye trousers?" Pirate slowly looks up, "Arrrghh, I do matey. And it's drivin' me nuts...."

I posted that joke already. Seems no one really thought it was funny. Which is too bad cuz it still makes me laugh!

 

[Falko]

I get a chuckle out of it too. Maybe if the pirate was blonde??

 

[beemerdons]

I get a chuckle out of it too. Maybe if the pirate was blonde??

You know what would make this joke even funnier Falko, if the butt pirate was this ugly *******! Talk about hilarious, this is some really ******* funny ****!