Knifemaker
Not me
A guy texts his neighbor:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again. "
The neighbor, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the neighbor gets a second text:
"I really should proofread before sending! Damn spell correct.. I meant "wifi" . Sorry!!"
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again. "
The neighbor, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the neighbor gets a second text:
"I really should proofread before sending! Damn spell correct.. I meant "wifi" . Sorry!!"