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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary,
all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what
has happened.
First body:
Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure
while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence
the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner.
Second body:
Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000
on the lottery, spent it all on whisky.
Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one.
Jarrah Wood, Aussie ,30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector
'Thought he was having his picture taken.'
all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what
has happened.
First body:
Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure
while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence
the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner.
Second body:
Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000
on the lottery, spent it all on whisky.
Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one.
Jarrah Wood, Aussie ,30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector
'Thought he was having his picture taken.'
