Honzo
Well-known member
We've all been there. The traffic is backed up a friggin mile because somebody across 6 lanes of conjested wall-to-wall traffic and a concrete hwy divider is pulled over.
1. The cop is busy. He/She doesn't give a **** about you.
2. The cop is not looking in your direction. He/She is giving a lecture, writing, reading, listenning, evaluating, trying to decide if he/she will lose his/her job for ticketing an illegal alien.
3. The cop cannot get to you, you idiots. You might as well be on the Mars
4. What the hell are you doing that the cop would single you out of 10 thousand cars while BUSY writing a ticket anyway?
5.You have as much independant thought as courtesy, you f****** leming. Who the F*** are you, you narcisistic POS, to think that you are either important enough to be considered by the cop, or that you have the right to slow everyone down to "see what's going on". F*** Y**, and keep your eyes front. What is going on 500 feet ahead is your only concern.
6. Now is the time for the left-brained majority to USE THE G** D*** PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, but for God's sake, DON'T SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drive! Go!. Your day is long! Your life is short!
7. Finally, if you rear-end somebody because you were paying attention to the cop and cause a chain reaction pile-up, THEN the cop should stop what he's doing, crawl over the unjured, the metal, the blood, and empty the clip in the general vicinity or your bluetooth, push your wreck and your souless husk to the side of the road to rot as reminder to all the other fuckheads to evolve...quickly.
Boy, I've been wanting to vent on that one. Pardon any spelling.
1. The cop is busy. He/She doesn't give a **** about you.
2. The cop is not looking in your direction. He/She is giving a lecture, writing, reading, listenning, evaluating, trying to decide if he/she will lose his/her job for ticketing an illegal alien.
3. The cop cannot get to you, you idiots. You might as well be on the Mars
4. What the hell are you doing that the cop would single you out of 10 thousand cars while BUSY writing a ticket anyway?
5.You have as much independant thought as courtesy, you f****** leming. Who the F*** are you, you narcisistic POS, to think that you are either important enough to be considered by the cop, or that you have the right to slow everyone down to "see what's going on". F*** Y**, and keep your eyes front. What is going on 500 feet ahead is your only concern.
6. Now is the time for the left-brained majority to USE THE G** D*** PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, but for God's sake, DON'T SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drive! Go!. Your day is long! Your life is short!
7. Finally, if you rear-end somebody because you were paying attention to the cop and cause a chain reaction pile-up, THEN the cop should stop what he's doing, crawl over the unjured, the metal, the blood, and empty the clip in the general vicinity or your bluetooth, push your wreck and your souless husk to the side of the road to rot as reminder to all the other fuckheads to evolve...quickly.
Boy, I've been wanting to vent on that one. Pardon any spelling.
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