The hero of our times

[samamoto]

When I was a kid, I watched the show and I’ve seen Al as a loser I would NEVER want to become.

Today I see him a bit different. Al Bundy may have not been an “American dream” showcase but he was in his 50’s and he stayed in shape like in his 30’s, he wasn’t fat and moved quickly. He had a sexy wife with large natural breast and slim waist who always wanted ***. He had two healthy kids. For years he maintained stable job that allowed him to provide for his family. He had a large house with huge basement and large garage. He had a bunch of buddies that would drop in on moment’s notice for a beer or two. He was facing all the challenges in life with distance and humor. He never gave up. He had his moments of glory to remember and was always looking for the next opportunity despite of all the failures he experienced.

Would I want to trade places with him? No, but I’ll bet there’s a lot of people who would without any hesitation. AL BUNDY, YOU’RE A HERO!

 

[SacramentoMike]

I always felt the same way about Homer Simpson.

You think those things were natural?

 

[Uncle Hud]

As we said in the Navy: They may not be natural, but they're real.

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

^^^ Yup, what the wise Uncle Hud said. They may be enhanced, but they're real. They DO exist. If they fell in the woods, they would make a sound.