cota95
RI Beach Pop
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
> After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as
> they could not afford a larger bed.
>
> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
> cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
> could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
>
> "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a
> cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a
> beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
>
> The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in
> the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
> held the can up to his ear and began to count...
>
> > "1"
>
> > "2"
>
> > "3"
>
> > "4"
>
> > "5"
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
> resumed counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
> Mississippi, West Virginia, Texas.
> After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as
> they could not afford a larger bed.
>
> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
> cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
> could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
>
> "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a
> cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a
> beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
>
> The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in
> the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
> held the can up to his ear and began to count...
>
> > "1"
>
> > "2"
>
> > "3"
>
> > "4"
>
> > "5"
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
> resumed counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
> Mississippi, West Virginia, Texas.
