The Love Dress

[bigjohnsd]

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

 

[lnewlf]

Usually send jokes to Wifey....thought better of it.....

 

[07FJRVegas]

LOL - I thought about sharing it with my wife, but the thought went out of my head as fast as it came in!

 

[steveoreno]

I am in the doghouse too often as it is without sharing this joke w/significant other.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I thought this was going to be a Monica Lewinski joke.

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." S. Freud

 

[HotRodZilla]

You guys are sissies! I'm sending it to my wife right now!!

BTW, if I need a place to stay, do any of you have an extra room??

 

[Redfish Hunter]

The worst part for me is that as a young man I was always on the lookout for an "older" woman. The term "milf" had not been invented but I was always waiting for my chance.

Now, I am married to an "older" woman. And I am stuck with that saggy, wrinkled up, old hag.

 

[wheatonFJR]

The worst part for me is that as a young man I was always on the lookout for an "older" woman. The term "milf" had not been invented but I was always waiting for my chance.
Now, I am married to an "older" woman. And I am stuck with that saggy, wrinkled up, old hag who doesn't frequent this Forum.

There...the truth is out.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

The worst part for me is that as a young man I was always on the lookout for an "older" woman. The term "milf" had not been invented but I was always waiting for my chance.

Now, I am married to an "older" woman. And I am stuck with that saggy, wrinkled up, old hag who doesn't frequent this Forum.

There...the truth is out.

Actually, no it isn't.

 

[bigjohnsd]

If you just close your eyes they look just like the day you met them!

And, you look the same to them too........JSNS

 

[Pterodactyl]

Hey, if a 26 year old former Playmate of the year can fall deeply in love with a 89 year old billionaire, then anything can happen.

 

[TripperMike]

I may not have a billion or two, but I do have a twelve pack. If I can get my wife to drink enough, she won't know the difference.

 

[NTXFJR]

Hey, if a 26 year old former Playmate of the year can fall deeply in love with a 89 year old billionaire, then anything can happen.

Which proves the old adage that money can't buy you love wrong

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Hey, if a 26 year old former Playmate of the year can fall deeply in love with a 89 year old billionaire, then anything can happen.

Which proves the old adage that money can't buy you love wrong

Money cannot buy Love. Money can rent or lease Love, but it cannot buy it.

And I am pretty sure that Anna Nicole never loved that guy.

 

[bigjohnsd]

There are those that advocate renting everything that you drive, ride or f#"k

 

[Pterodactyl]

Hey, the joke was on Anna Nicole. She only got $88 million of the ole gezzer's money.

 

[Uncle Hud]

The joke's funny.

As a single man of a certain age, my "love tux" has wrinkles, saggy sections, and scars. Details like that make one a lot less picky about superficial **** in women's attire.

And money cannot buy love; money can only rent love.

 

[blassoff]

I'm with Big John, if it flys, floats, or f&*cks, lease it.

 

[LKLD]

Money CANNOT buy LOVE, though it can buy physical interaction of the intimate kind, from a woman that wouldn't look at you twice without becoming physically ill.

Gotta' love money.