Surly
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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered
grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death
this year."
Visibly shaken, my wife stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single
flickering candle, then down at her hands.
My wife took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind from
racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be
acquitted?"
For some reason, wives tend to relate to this joke........
grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death
this year."
Visibly shaken, my wife stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single
flickering candle, then down at her hands.
My wife took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind from
racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be
acquitted?"
For some reason, wives tend to relate to this joke........
